Trip Report
Happy St. Patty's From The Secret Spot
Monday March 17, 2014 3:56pm
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I have never trusted Leprechauns. With their abnormally short legs and sneaky lookin grins.....the oversized buckles and green top hats....they just bug me. But in the hills beyond Fresno there is a tale that tells of hidden teasure. A land of green and granite that holds a pot of gold for the boulderer with a sense of adventure.
This Saturday Macronut and I sought to plunder some goods in a new area ne'er visited by human climbers. A neverland of moss, wildflowers and pixies. A boulder garden miles deep, a land of magic sprinkled with granite treats for the wanting hardman.
We left home cloaked in the inky black of dawn, and were soon passing into the realm of the leprechaun, seeking his hoard of fresh FAs.
Careful not to wake the Sprites that guard the Western bordrer, we quietly tiptoed across meadows green in this springtime fairytale terrain.
In a lickety snap we were hot on the trail of the man in a little green vest. I swore I saw a bony old finger becon us eastward over a knoll, so we ran like schoolgirls chasing a rainbow over a small rise.
What we found did not disappoint.
We charged ahead, following little golden pebbles hinting of bigger things to come. Not content to settle for breadcrumbs; we were looking for the kings feast.
We pressed eastward, our burning lungs powering us over hill and vale. Ahead I swore I saw a flash of a little green tuxedo dip under a gnarled oak....and thusly we increased our gait.
Macronut could wait no more, so he floated problems in his approach shoes along the way.
As the golden tendrils of sunrise washed us in morning light Macronut and I find ourselves topping out new terrain, new problems and new formations by the handfull. We have found the end of the rainbow. This is our pot of gold. And we will not share.
Well, you can only stuff your pockets with so much treasure so we turned north and headed to the top of the vale to seek one last prize.
Ok, I'm gonna get real with you Supertopo. We didn't find any Leprechauns. We found no gold, no treasure, no magic shamrock. But we did find a sweet thin face problem that was more precious than all those things combined. And Macronut straight crushed it. After three falls. Perhaps due to his general weakness or the fact that it was a blank wall with crumbling V7 micro holds covered in leprechaun droppings.
With the sendage complete an a new rad FA in the bag we headed home, to kids basketball games and T-ball practice. We left the new secret spot unnammed, the problem unrated. Some things are better left off the map. So happy St. Patrick's Day Supertopo. Hope you enjoyed this little advenure in The Secret Forest. Where magic still lives and fairytales come true.
May the sun shine on your face today and may the wind be always at your back.
Micronut out.
micronut
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About the Author micronut is a trad climber from fresno, ca. |
Comments
Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Mar 17, 2014 - 04:09pm PT
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A neverland of moss, wildflowers and pixies. A boulder garden miles deep, a land of magic sprinkled with granite treats...
Couldn't have been said better. It's the story told by the pictures... Great TR!
And seeing the last picture: Leprechauns are ugly...
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Mar 17, 2014 - 04:06pm PT
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Spring is in the air there, huh? Nice!
Still two feet of snow here.
Your TR's are like St Paddys day every time I read 'em, pure gold bro.
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okie
Trad climber
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Mar 17, 2014 - 04:23pm PT
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Stats on the o-dub boulder? Looks cool.
Since this Patty's Day is my 50th birthday, maybe the leprechauns will give up some of their secrets...
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
The fake McCoy from nevernever land.
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Mar 17, 2014 - 04:38pm PT
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nice pics matey. tip of the hat and may the luck of the irish be with ye.
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Ezra Ellis
Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
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Mar 17, 2014 - 04:41pm PT
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Dude are you sure you are not a leprechaun??????
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Will_P
Trad climber
Melbourne, Victoria
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Mar 17, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
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Micro, you're about the only thing left worth reading on SuperTopo these days. Still waiting to hear the gory details of the last Yos bigwall attempt. Hope the knee is on the mend too.
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micronut
Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
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Author's Reply
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Mar 17, 2014 - 11:01pm PT
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Will,
Thanks man. Its encouraging to know you dig my stuff. Supertopo sure does feel kinda bleak these days for some reason. Just trying to share some stoke.
About the Lurking Fear Left Meniscus Gone Bad TR.....it would be soooo much work to tell that story and do it justice here. I'm just not sure I want to invest the time for this current crowd. Kinda sad, but I'm losing my TR mojo with the state of The Taco. We'll see....
And thanks for asking about the knee. Its mending. But slowly. Its the first time I've been truly injured in my life and its very hard. This was my first time on rock of any kind since November! Its a real drag. But I have big alpine plans for this summer.
Stay tuned!
Scott
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Macronut
Trad climber
Fresno, Ca
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Mar 17, 2014 - 11:18pm PT
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Brilliant! Never disappointing. Can't wait to give the Taco more to read about. 2014 here we come!!!
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Inner City
Trad climber
Portland, OR
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Mar 17, 2014 - 11:29pm PT
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Great report. The essence of everything is in that green mossy landing spot. I feel the spirit of Dingus in this wonderful telling. Thanks
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this just in
climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
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Mar 18, 2014 - 04:11pm PT
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Looks cool, finally some green in dem hills. Watts Valley/Trimmer? I know, if you told me you'd have to kill me. Thanks for the TR.
Edit: Oh wait, that looks like the Crawford Boulders. It's been awhile.
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Fritz
Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Mar 18, 2014 - 12:14am PT
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I'll drink to this fine trip report!
Sluuuuup!
Reads better than much Irish poetry.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Mar 18, 2014 - 01:27am PT
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I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A little boy shouted out: "YOU GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD!"
It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
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overwatch
climber
Arizona
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Mar 18, 2014 - 02:19am PT
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some do appreciate that you take the time, thank you
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John M
climber
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Mar 18, 2014 - 02:33am PT
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Thanks Micronut. Loved it! Looked like a fun day.
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Ezra Ellis
Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
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Mar 18, 2014 - 08:51am PT
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Micronut I really enjoy your TRs!!!!
Thank You!!!!!
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BrassNuts
Trad climber
Save your a_s, reach for the brass...
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Mar 18, 2014 - 09:21am PT
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Nice and green :-)
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 18, 2014 - 03:13pm PT
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Sure an B'gorra look at those wee little Wyde cracks!
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le_bruce
climber
Oakland, CA
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Mar 18, 2014 - 04:27pm PT
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Nice, Micro, very nice. Well wishes to you and yours.
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limpingcrab
Gym climber
Minkler, CA
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Mar 19, 2014 - 02:41am PT
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Bump for climbing and stoke!
If you text me where you went I'll text you where I found this and bunch of equally sized and equally fun boulders today. Some good rock, some back rock, some cracks, some overhanging face. Lots o' fun!
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micronut
Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
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Author's Reply
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Mar 19, 2014 - 07:19pm PT
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Ok Limy Crustacean, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Does this help?
its near here. But not here. Its by this but not this. Its neither West nor east of this, but perhaps a bit Southnorth of it. By about a click or four.
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limpingcrab
Gym climber
Minkler, CA
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Mar 24, 2014 - 01:34pm PT
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Ah, I think I follow.
This place has a numerical east/west named neighbor on the same hill. If the north/south version of the naming plan was used here they would be called the 144 boulders.
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scuffy b
climber
heading slowly NNW
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Mar 24, 2014 - 02:45pm PT
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I loved this trip report.
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Roxy
Trad climber
CA Central Coast
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Mar 24, 2014 - 04:38pm PT
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another nice TR Scott!!
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