Trip Report
Absolutely Free! Valley 5.9, 3 pitches

by Ed H
Monday May 16, 2016 2:19pm
Climbed Absolutely Free (Center) yesterday with rope gun buddy Chris.

It's a well protected, 5.9, 3 pitch route on Lower Brother with a short approach (then you scramble up 2 pitches). It's in the Reid guide, on MP, and will be in Erik's new book. It even has a man eating bear story attached to it. Great! Got to check it out! 3 pitches on Sunday morning and home for dinner! or so we thought...

Rack = doubles to 3, plus single 4 and 5 (could take extra small gear for finger splitter and 2 #4s for other cracks if you want to sew it up)

First time seeing the Valley from this angle. Weather is so splitter!

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View from base of AF
View from base of AF
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MP says go 100 yrds to Lower Brother toe

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Lower Brother toe
Lower Brother toe
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Then walk up and right from toe

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up and right
up and right
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Take a left at first major ramp system. AF starts about 250 ft up with some 4th and 5th class scrambling. We lucked out and there was a team ahead of us. Route finding just got easier - at least for a while (they smoked us on P2!)

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Looking down on P1 belay

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Half way up P1. Locker resoles!!
Half way up P1. Locker resoles!!
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Exiting the P1 chimney - 5.7

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P1 = 5.7 chimney
P1 = 5.7 chimney
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Start of P2. This pitch is a rope stretcher - maybe 190 ft. Starts with 5.8 hands, goes to 5.9 fingers, and ends with more 5.8+. Awesome - we mini pitched it...

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AF P2 start
AF P2 start
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So splitter!

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So splitter!
So splitter!
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Upper section of P2

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Upper section of P2
Upper section of P2
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P2 finish
P2 finish
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The 3rd pitch is the business. Maybe 130 ft. Starts with chimney moves, protected by large gear, then transitions back to jams/lie back/face - very 3 dimensional and wild. Woot!

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starting P3
starting P3
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AF P3
AF P3
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The crux up close
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Pushing the #5
Pushing the #5
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MP says: To descend, first climb up another 200-300 feet (some 4th or easy 5th class) to the base of the upper headwall, then descend climber's left down Michael's Ledge. There isn't much of a trail and almost no cairns, so use your best judgement as for when to get off the ledges.

We would add - stay close to the headwall. Budget an hour plus back to the car...

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Descent
Descent
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Sentinel
Sentinel
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Skink or Lizard?
Skink or Lizard?
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near Eagle Creek
near Eagle Creek
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A great adventure route! Get on it! This time it was Absolutely (French) Free, but we'll be back to get it done in good style, and probably rap if no teams below.

Recommended reading - Absolutely Free to Hawkman's Escape TR

http://www.supertopo.com/tr/Absolutely-Free-to-Hawkmans-Escape/t322n.html
















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Ed H
About the Author
Ed H is a trad climber from Santa Rosa, CA

Comments
le_bruce

climber
Oakland, CA
  May 16, 2016 - 03:22pm PT
Nice! Very nice. Surprised that there was another party on the route. I guess this one is picking up some attention.

How many stars would you give it?

I should find my old AF to HE and import it into the TR tab.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 16, 2016 - 03:25pm PT
I did the FA before you were born! :)


TYFP!
Stone Cowboy

Trad climber
Livermore, CA.
  May 16, 2016 - 03:26pm PT
Nice, not too too technical. Excellent photos. Nice graphics. 8 out of 10. What is a chimney? sc
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
  May 16, 2016 - 03:29pm PT
Fun stuff! I like that bit of back-to-feet toward the top with some awkward twist around scrambling for a fist jam or something. It's all a blur now though.
Ed H

Trad climber
Santa Rosa, CA
Author's Reply  May 17, 2016 - 12:08pm PT
3 out 5 stars - the climb is awesome, the approach is ok and the descent is long, technical, and maybe scary if you venture off the wrong way. Eagle Creek was a welcome sight at the base of the descent

P1 5.7 chimney reminded me on Corrugation Corner - 4 star

P2 the short 5.9 fingers section reminded me of the easier parts of Little Sheba - 5 star

P2 5.8 hands are clean and good - 4 star

P3 - now this pitch is something special. The transition from chimney moves to jams is the sh#t - super clean - 5 star

August West

Trad climber
Where the wind blows strange
  May 16, 2016 - 03:35pm PT
Long time since I did this one, but I did it several times and always liked it. Always a little surprised it didn't get more traffic. The hand pitch is awesome and the approach is pretty short and I don't remember the descent being bad.
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  May 16, 2016 - 05:26pm PT
Nice day out,
Thanks!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
  May 16, 2016 - 05:47pm PT
Very nice!

Watch your fingers,Moose!
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
  May 16, 2016 - 08:52pm PT
That looks awesome!
Mike Bolte

Trad climber
Planet Earth
  May 16, 2016 - 09:06pm PT
excellent trip report! Or maybe "splitter report!"

Notes for other readers of this splitter report.

Start may be harder to find than suggested here

Fingers section is easier than Little Sheba I think

P3 (used to be P4) may be burlier than suggested here
Peter Haan

Trad climber
Wyoming
  May 17, 2016 - 05:57am PT
There are three routes on "Absolutely Free" actually: left, center and right, all quite different from each other and each with some fun semi-clean features here and there. All 5.9.
msiddens

Trad climber
  May 17, 2016 - 07:13am PT
Fun route and worth doing and repeating!
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
  May 17, 2016 - 07:18am PT
Looks like it was a beautiful day on a fun route.
martygarrison

Trad climber
Washington DC
  May 17, 2016 - 07:30am PT
Always liked that route, esp continuing to Hawkmans. I did not ever like the descent off Michael's Ledge however. Scary.
FRUMY

Trad climber
Bishop,CA
  May 17, 2016 - 09:35am PT
TFPU
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
  May 17, 2016 - 12:03pm PT
Great report Ed. I wish there was so much more like this on here about routes that don't get the limelight but are really good. I rarely see a picture of the nose that I have not seen a similar of before. Love seeing pictures and hearing stories of places I have not been before.
Ack

Trad climber
CA
  May 17, 2016 - 02:27pm PT
thanks for the write up Ed! good times.

Descent was long but if you scramble/climb high right to the base of the headwall and then hug the headwall (literally in some places) all the way down Michael's ledge it's ok. Certainly don't head left anywhere it's not obvious.
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Draperderr, by Bangerter, Utah
  May 17, 2016 - 09:52pm PT
Nice report! Reminds me that I want to come back and check out the left & right sides.

For those who want to see more photos, I took a lot when I climbed it - I just didn't post a trip report.
2012-04-08 - Absolutely Free, Center

BTW, I LOVE the views you get on this route.

And that OW was really fun. Just make sure to tie your knot long, because the squeeze chimney after really pushes the knot into your balls!
Ed H

Trad climber
Santa Rosa, CA
Author's Reply  May 18, 2016 - 02:07pm PT
Thanks for the pics Mark! I used a few in the TR.
two-shoes

Trad climber
Auberry, CA
  May 22, 2016 - 06:22pm PT
That's a skink Ed.
Stone Cowboy

Trad climber
Livermore, CA.
  May 23, 2016 - 03:59am PT
overwatch

climber
Arizona
  May 23, 2016 - 08:06am PT
^^^^^^^^ awesome picture there, nighttime ninja meeting?

I like the style of this trip report, pictures that would actually help someone if they were going to climb it, thank you
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