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originalpmac

Mountain climber
Timbers of Fennario
Jun 11, 2018 - 02:21pm PT
Litres?!! Lemme guess, distance is in hectares?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 11, 2018 - 02:27pm PT
Sumpin like dat. Or maybe the ‘l’ in l/100km is lutefisk?
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jun 11, 2018 - 02:27pm PT
hectares is a unit of area silly! They use that for setting price on upholstery detailing: 1 euro per micro-hectare.
clifff

Mountain climber
golden, rollin hills of California
Jun 11, 2018 - 02:40pm PT
The latch on the door of my sister's microwave was malfunctioning. Since the repair cost was steep and she wanted a better looking one anyway she bought a new nice looking one.

Now the color of her stove/oven clashed with the new microwave so she bought a new fancier one that matched the color of the microwave.

And now the color of her old refrigerator really clashed bigtime - so she bought a really nicely colored new one that matched. Color coordination is really important! These 3rd world people just have no idea!
originalpmac

Mountain climber
Timbers of Fennario
Jun 11, 2018 - 03:12pm PT
Nutagain, I know, I know. It was somewhat of a reference to a Simpsons episode.

[Click to View YouTube Video]

Put it in H!
mynameismud

climber
backseat
Jun 11, 2018 - 08:22pm PT
Which MTB do I ride?
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jun 11, 2018 - 08:51pm PT
A prominent super topo person blocked me on Failbook and now I has a sad
JC Marin

Trad climber
CA
Jun 11, 2018 - 09:56pm PT
There is a little light on my kitchen vent hood that lights up when it's time to clean the grease traps...but by the time it goes off again (3-4 months) I forget how to turn it off and have to dig up the instructions to re-learn the process...getting old or something.
Cragar

climber
MSLA - MT
Jun 12, 2018 - 08:30am PT
I too only block myself and since I don't hold grudges very long I quickly am over it and request myself to be friends again... Blocking others is akin to ONLY being in the company of others with your own outlook. In the first world, I have noticed that this tendency leads one to....

D#@&%ebagistan. It is a .5 world cuntry within a 1st world country. There is one state called Proximal, one county called Subungual and one city called Onychomycosis.



NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jun 12, 2018 - 12:39pm PT
originalpmac, the hardest I laughed in the last few days was that "put it in H!" line in the video. Thanks for that :D
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 12, 2018 - 12:42pm PT
HaHaHa! We all know that ‘H’ in Cyrillic = Neutral, right?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jun 12, 2018 - 04:27pm PT
The kid that mows my yard is off with his Boy Scout troop.
ionlyski

Trad climber
Polebridge, Montana
Jun 21, 2018 - 12:05pm PT
Went to Costco and bought 4x100 ft garden hoses, the 1" heavy duty kind about $85 bucks a piece. Laid them out around my garden shed and figgin grizz came strolling by and decided he'd have a good time playing tug a war. Came home to find them strewn all around with telltale puncture wounds from his claws.

Now all I get is a 400 foot soaker hose:) Friggen grizz

Arne
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 21, 2018 - 12:42pm PT
So much free booze in the Brit Air Lounge!
How’s a bleedin’ crankloon to decide?
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jun 21, 2018 - 12:55pm PT
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jun 21, 2018 - 01:13pm PT
Arne...your problem is more of a wild world problem. Most people here are lucky if they get a pigeon in their backyard.
ionlyski

Trad climber
Polebridge, Montana
Jun 21, 2018 - 03:16pm PT
DMT-no, definitely Merikan. Week before one of them dug all my poppies up, digging everywhere, knocking chairs and benches over. So inconsiderate. Like a bull (er grizzly) in a china shop.

Arne

actually they do cross over the border back and forth but this one's been around here for awhile.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 25, 2018 - 01:57am PT
Was headed down the stairs to the Tube as the exiting lemmings were so numerous to go to work that I missed my train. I had to wait a minute until the next one. Bloody ‘ell!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Jun 25, 2018 - 06:56am PT
Some one wants me to cross reference what I've climbed here in In Ct, over the last 20yrs With He who shall not be mention'd's. . .lists. . .

brwaahaHAha !


!

SELF AGGRANDIZING, NEEDLESS SPRAY ABOUT SUB.12 CLIMBS ON 35 FOOT HIGH BLOCKS!
ALL, LESS THAN 1/2a'MILE FROM ROADS.


(*No to be named By More Than Just this climber)

ionlyski

Trad climber
Polebridge, Montana
Jun 25, 2018 - 08:24am PT
Hyuck hyuk hyuk
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