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TradIsGood
Happy and Healthy climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Apr 27, 2007 - 01:44pm PT
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Vocalizing will give you 20% more power, as well as strengthening those all-important neck muscles (in case you end up belaying a slow climber).
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TradIsGood
Happy and Healthy climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Apr 27, 2007 - 01:50pm PT
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Ingest some rocks or ball-bearings.
Then do yoga!
The ball-bearings will help to crush the plastic into smaller less painful pieces.
Don't do the yoga too long though. You don't want those bearings to become methane powered cannon-balls.
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 02:03pm PT
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Just remember, I am here to make you all feel smarter.
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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Apr 27, 2007 - 02:09pm PT
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"there is an excellent chance that you won't know whether the anticipated event has been "operation success" or not"
LIKE HELL!
Dirtbag, you have put us through a tremendous amount of worry and panic with this thread.
So PUT ON THE LATEX GLOVES AND START SIFTING LIKE A DRUG RUNNER!
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 02:14pm PT
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It's still inside me. :-(
I'm forked!
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Apr 27, 2007 - 02:30pm PT
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Well, and I mention this because I care, he could do some 'mining' to ensure mr. fork tine made his exit....
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crusher
climber
Santa Monica, CA
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Apr 27, 2007 - 02:33pm PT
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"I just swallowed a piece of a plastic fork"
OMG the name of this thread just cracked me up...pretty much summed up my past two weeks. I actually THOUGHT I had also swallowed a piece of a plastic fork - turns out I spit it all out. Dang thing broke in my lunch and I almost broke a tooth.
Good luck Dirtbag. Hope everything goes nice and smoothly for you!
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L
climber
NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 27, 2007 - 02:42pm PT
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"...I am here to make you all feel smarter."--Dirtbag
I just gotta wonder about the inherent "smartness" of a bunch of somewhat educated adults sitting around on their various computers eagerly awaiting the anticipated expulsion of a piece of plastic fork from the rectum of a guy called "Dirtbag" and his subsequent brush with plasticized death.
I mean...seriously...
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Apr 27, 2007 - 02:47pm PT
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No kidding, L!
I check this thread every 15 minutes in the hopes of an update from dirtbag!
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Apr 27, 2007 - 02:50pm PT
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-Maybe a gerbil (lemmingwinks?) would eat it.
_last resort, the dreaded digital extractionm.
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 02:52pm PT
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ALL RIGHT, NO HOWLING MONKEYS!!!
But I don't think I'm out of the woods yet. I'll keep you posted.
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 02:56pm PT
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F*#k cafeteria salads! Never again.
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screelover
Mountain climber
Canuckistan
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Apr 27, 2007 - 03:09pm PT
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db,
so glad your rectal equillibrium remains positive.
The narative is covering developments just fine.
A closer examination of the situation would truly be overkill.
Please don't consider posting any pictures.
I'm already able to visualize things just fine.
Jaybro,
Can we agree to leave gerbils out of it. I'm starting to get nausious here.
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
under the sun moon and stars
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Apr 27, 2007 - 03:13pm PT
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well dirt, if it makes you feel any better, i have been throwing up all morning. waaay too many gin and tonics last night.
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wbw
climber
'cross the great divide
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Apr 27, 2007 - 03:16pm PT
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Before I became a high school math teacher I taught in a middle school. (Thank goodness I escaped.) During class one day, one of my less-than-brilliant students came up to me and asked if he could be excused to the bathroom, because he had just swallowed a pencil. What!!!! . . . I said as I envisioned the lawsuit that would soon follow. This student's parents were called, and it turned out that it required a doctor using a pair of hemostats, stuck waaaaay down his throat to pull out the 2.5" pencil that he had swallowed in my class. That kid became a legend at that middle school.
It seems he was showing off to the kids sitting close to him about how far he could put a pencil down his throat.
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 04:36pm PT
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You know, that wasn't so bad. Maybe I'll go eat another one.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
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Apr 27, 2007 - 04:37pm PT
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must.... not..... check..... thread...... anymore........
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Apr 27, 2007 - 04:46pm PT
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wbw: I am so laughing out loud. That's hysterical!!
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L
climber
NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 27, 2007 - 04:53pm PT
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Er...DirtyBag...did you dig around and find the offending tine? Or does it just not matter now that you know you're rip-proof?
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Apr 27, 2007 - 04:59pm PT
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stick a fork in this one, it's done.
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