If You Could Taze Anyone ? (OT)

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Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber

Sprocketville

Jun 13, 2010 - 01:32pm PT

do those tazers work as an emergency re-fibulator, say you were on el cap?

who wants to try this theory out? let me eat a big steak, hold on...

i saw this tiny ol vietnamese lady chasing her husband around the table at the gun show with a big tazer. he was running like a scared chicken, i guess she was trying to demonstrate Tazer Birth Control.

hey, have you been to the Vietnamese coffee shops? apparently they are un clear on the local dress code ordinace, holy cow, it's like starbucks and a strip club, all in one.

there must be 14 or 15 in east san ho alone. the mega coffee, the cafe lu, phung cafe, the mai phuyen, the xzinh xzinh, hands above the table, boys,

Tony Bird

climber

Northridge, CA

Jun 13, 2010 - 02:01pm PT

it may be spelled tase, but it oughta be taze.

"my mother and her family" is actually a singular entity, since the mother is included within the family. i vote for the sumbuck.

suck it in, hooblie. pedestrians became extinct in l.a. around 1970.

ucla knows how to deal with pedestrians and turf. every year they rope off the quad and replant the grass where half-educated students keep cutting the corners. after a couple months the grass is ready for the next onslaught. it creates jobs. don't be a grass-hugger.

i'm surprised no one has asked this question yet: who would jesus tase?

doc, i been to one of those in o.c. wow, the women. then these mafia-looking guys playing serious cards. i thought it was a place for french roast. the vietnamese often do french better than the french. but i overcame the urge to flirt and got outa there fast.

originalpmac

Mountain climber

Anywhere I like

Jun 13, 2010 - 02:22pm PT

Scott Jacobs. zap that bald sonofabitch.

I heard a good one after topping out on Lost Arrow Spire Direct... "Taze a ranger and run..."
had me laughing, then we got tooled that night. Didn't have a taser.

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber

Sprocketville

Jun 13, 2010 - 02:35pm PT

did anybody mention rush lamebaugh or whatever his butt crack name is?

hooblie

climber

from where the anecdotes roam

Jun 13, 2010 - 02:44pm PT

t.bird: who would jezus tase?

feeling a little queezy here. never felt right sneaking peeks at the forex quotes right there in the temple,
but he knows our thoughts, eh?