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happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Feb 8, 2008 - 08:54pm PT
I know Sparky's a little busy right now and maybe won't get to read this for a while, but - YAY!!!!!!


dave goodwin

climber
carson city, nv
Feb 8, 2008 - 09:47pm PT
congratulations Sparky

hope all goes well. My wife and I are expecting our first baby on the 18th of this month. the baby just dropped to the lower part of her belly yesterday, and now it is just a waiting game.

best wishes, dave
Dick_Lugar

Trad climber
Indiana
Feb 8, 2008 - 09:52pm PT
Babies are grand! My first turns 3 mos. tomorrow. Lovin' every minute of it. I even lost my new job after only 4 mos. about 3 weeks ago and now get to spend every minute with her, getting "let go" was the best thing that could've ever happened to me! Best of luck!!
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Feb 8, 2008 - 09:58pm PT
Yeeeeeeeehooooooooooooo!
hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
Feb 8, 2008 - 10:04pm PT
The best day of my life was when my two boys were born. i hope you will be as blessed as I was. It is as close as I have felt to experiencing a miracle
Congratulations

murf
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Feb 8, 2008 - 10:07pm PT
Firstly - WHAT THE FVCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET?

Get your butt in gear and get to the hospital ASAP!

Secondly - get ready to experience the grossest thing you as a male will EVER see - the live birth of a humanoid baby.

A few visual images - picture a naked blue skinned lizard wrapped within skintight cheesecloth and drenched in the vilest bloody green snot and mucus from the worst case of flu you have ever seen.

And this is after the "head" had contorted itself out of the part of your wife that you NEVER would have imagined could POSSIBLY open up that big.

Remember to tell her to "breathe" - they love that sh!t!

Good on ya mate - just joshing -

Rick (Daddy of only one - it was enough) D



P.S. You really ought to think about having a few more - us old dads will be drawing on Social Security in a few and need some fresh contributions to the kitty - so crank em out and get em to work asap!


nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
Feb 8, 2008 - 10:31pm PT
Ricky D..P.S. You really ought to think about having a few more - us old dads will be drawing on Social Security in a few and need some fresh contributions to the kitty - so crank em out and get em to work asap!

After Sparky.....Next new Tacodads.....
Dave Goodwin
Jim Colborn
Bluering



Edit, Hi Rick, Hi Dawn...;-)
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Feb 8, 2008 - 10:33pm PT
But Nita - Bluering smokes too much - so it is likely his kids will be premmies and drive up my health care costs even more than they are already!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Feb 9, 2008 - 12:45am PT
mazel tov!

to Sparky and Ms. Sparky and baby Sparky

TR would be great, but you only need to post the picture of baby Sparky wrapped in the bivy-bag.

Karl, hard offwidth would be what baby Sparky just did (or hard squeeze chimney?) But Ms. Sparky's role was quite different. From what I hear, it isn't like anything a guy could ever imagine or experience...


Standing Strong

Trad climber
heart's all over the world tonight
Feb 9, 2008 - 01:36am PT
congratulations! you are so lucky! i cannot wait until i get married and have one of my own (i'm getting up there in years)
Robb

Social climber
Pick Up Truck Heaven
Feb 9, 2008 - 01:49am PT
"i cannot wait until i get married and have one of my own "
Careful SS, they often turn out to be us.
Be prepared.
Crimpergirl

Social climber
St. Looney
Feb 9, 2008 - 08:29am PT
Update? Photos? Baby Sparky's admiring fans are waiting...
Wild Bill

climber
Ca
Feb 9, 2008 - 11:36am PT
Yee haw, hoping it all comes out OK.

After both our twins had been plucked from within via Cesarian, but before mom had been reassembled, I asked the Doc "What's that basketball thingy on her stomach?" "That's her uterus." Gulp. I stopped watching after that. I'm never doin' that again, and mom agrees.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Feb 9, 2008 - 11:52am PT
Ed
"Karl, hard offwidth would be what baby Sparky just did (or hard squeeze chimney?) "

Yup, that's what being born and climbing "the Narrows" have in common. Many cry after the process.

Hope all is great!

Karl
Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Feb 9, 2008 - 12:17pm PT
congratulations!


I'll start the pool, naming services 'First Time Free'....

7#9oz, 'Sparky Bobby'
matty

Big Wall climber
Valencia, CA
Feb 9, 2008 - 02:36pm PT
*UPDATE*

Just got a text from Jeff, said Rachel is 26hrs! into labor and counting, but is doing well considering.

I'll post more when I know.

Matt
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Feb 9, 2008 - 04:25pm PT
26 hours is rough!

She has got to be plumb sick of you feeding her ice chips and saying "breathe" by now.

I am surprised she is still hanging - my first wife only hung with the natural childbirth scene for 18 hours before she starting screaming for the candy man.

I recall it went something like this - "Give me drugs or I'll kill all of you!"
matty

Big Wall climber
Valencia, CA
Feb 9, 2008 - 04:31pm PT
12:58pm 6pounds 2.4oz.

Congrats PaPa Jeff!!!
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
Feb 9, 2008 - 04:49pm PT
It's about time!!! Yippy!.....Rachel, your a studette!

Waa-waa-waa.....:-) Congratulation!

I forgot to post this earlier... sooo sweet.

Sparky's post from November, 07
.............
Baby girl is near
Such wonderment and such fear
As life cycles on

My precious Sidney
The great outdoors waits for you
Anticipation

How to be a Dad
How to live one's life with pride
Stay in the moment
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Feb 9, 2008 - 04:55pm PT
YAH - way to go to both of you (mostly her):)

Just think - only two more years until you sleep a whole night through!

The question is...will this inspire a thread about people who bring crying babies to the crags?
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