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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2006 - 03:49pm PT
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one down...
(actually his WAS kinda funny)
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Feb 21, 2006 - 03:59pm PT
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Coloradians are no fun anyways...
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Matt
Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
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Feb 21, 2006 - 04:25pm PT
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unplanned royal arches biveys are more widespread than most people think! (i know this because often, whenever i admit to it, so do others in the same conversation!)
several years ago, i too spooned a man (yuk), not that ther is anything wrong with that...
my good friend and 1st climbing partner, the man who later performed my wedding ceremony, had been in a new relationship, had got himself married, switched jobs, and was out of climbing for some time, well over a year. he called and said that they were pregnant, and he confessed that he might be on his way to being done w/ climbing for awhile.
i on the other hand was single and had been climbing in the valley most weekends for months. i convinced him to spend a weekend up there following me up some easy stuff, just to get outside and hang out together. i'd always avoided the nutcracker because i hate crowded climbs, but he wanted to do that so we got up early and were the 1st party, no waiting. we climbed at a casual pace, enjoying a clear spring day and we were back at the car just after 11. we ate some lunch and jumped off the bridge by el cap meadow, and then i talked him into running up royal arches.
we left the car at around 1pm w/ a single 50m 8mm line, 6 cams, some slings, and a quart of water. i had never done the route, but i basically knew where it went, and we moved quickly up to the pendulum, where we found a serious clusterfukk. some guy and his 13 or 14 year old daughter had just completed the pendelum, the party after them had somehow got their rope stuck by a cam lobe on the pitch that accesses the rope, and the father had lowered his daughter down to free the other party's rope. it took awhile before we got our chance to climb that pitch... still, we managed to get past these two parties before the slabby traverse pitches, but the party w/ the stuck rope was fighting between themselves over who had bogarted all the water (they were out after starting w/ 6 quarts between them) and they each begged water from us (more on that later) as we passed them at seperate belays, blaming the other for being a stooge. the guy w/ the kid along had her toting a large pack, and we waited for them at the 1st traverse to carry her pack on that part for her, as a few lateral moves earlier had freaked her out a bit.
we topped out w/ about an hour and a half of good light, no water left (we'd walked through the mud, but i didn't know there was an actual spring), but we had an orange to share (big mistake). as we started walking for the descent, my partner bonked hard. i hadn't considered how our pace might be difficult fo him, given that he wasn't in climbing shape at all. i was thinking that because i was doing all the leading, he was on easy street- but it was a warm day, we'd slept few hours, climbed many pitches on sparse food and water, and he just wasn't used to it at all. on minute he was telling a joke and the next he was all out of gas. he couldn't walk 100 yards w/out stopping to sit and rest. we slowly made our way and hoped to get to safety before dark set in. we passed a stream w/out drinking for fear of getting sick, still thinking we were going to make it down just fine before dark (doh! that was a big mistake, i felt fine but should have recognized that he was seriously dehydrated and at least filled the empty bottle for later, just in case!). soon after, a dry cotton mouth set in for both of us, which was amplified by the citrus from the orange. my partners bonking got worse, we were basicly slowed to a crawl as we approached the unfamiliar (and notorious) descent, and eventually nightfall prevented us from route-finding, as we couldn't see far enough by headlamp to know where to go.
we tied into a tree on a sloping hillside strewn w/ some soft leaves, he in long pants and a long sleeve shirt, a fuzzy hat, and no socks, me in shorts, my leggs inside a tee shirt, and my arms pulled inside my windbreaker, and a fuzzy hat- thankfully i had some socks.
it was sometime in early april and while it was a really nice warm day, the night temps were somewhere in the 40's, maybe not really life-threatening, but not comfortable either. we spooned shamelessly, switching sides every couple of hours. i might have slept an hour or so all night, boy does that time pass slowly, and that concentrated citrus flavored cotton mouth never let up.
morning found us both sucking from a mossy rock that barely had a trickle of water on it [ron- this may not be a very funny story, but we laughed hard at ourselves later that morning while gorging ourselves at the all you can eat breakfast, thinking of sucking on that rock after giving away 1/3 of our water and passing that stream w/out filling our bottle]. i don't like to climb w/ any extra weight, but i do take preparation more seriously after that experience. i also had never really taken a less experienced climber on anything over a few pitches, so looking out for another climber wasn't something i thought about in great detail, but i have learned that self monitoring isn't always enough when you are not climbing alone.
in the years since, i have done lots of long climbs in the valley and that is still my only unplanned bivey, but the closest i have come since was when i took my wife up- that's right- royal arches, and she led almost all of it. we began the raps w/ plenty of time to get down in daylight, but twice had serious rope snagging issues and could easily have been forced to bivey here or there. each time we had the persistance to free our ropes and we were in the awhannee bar by around 9:30. i will never rap that route again, even if it goes flawlessly, it still takes longer than walking.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2006 - 07:23pm PT
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No Matt, the moss had me laughing, but the water moochers tick me off. You should have told them to rap or suck on their own nuts.
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Matt
Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
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Feb 21, 2006 - 07:28pm PT
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you should have seen the amount of stuff those 2 were humping up there w/ them-
did i mention that is was a foul and dirty mossy rock?
not your pretty, aesthetic mossy rock, but one that looked like it belonged in a college fridge- ah, the memories...
sure tasted good that morning.
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T2
climber
Cardiff by the sea
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Feb 21, 2006 - 07:34pm PT
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This one doesn't look planned.
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 21, 2006 - 07:54pm PT
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My only unplanned bivi
Helicopter leaves, missed it due to darkness, we are 1000 feet on top of some weird rock formation in Borneo filming IMAX, with an approaching typhoon. There was a tent that they left. Set up the tent, no sleeping bags, you don’t need them there. Wake up in the middle of the night feeling something pressing hard on my chest. It’s the phucking storm pounding the tent flat. It’s raining so hard it’s crushing us. Wicked lightning bolts are arcing all around.
The river below rose 10 feet during the night.
No big deal life is sweet
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cliffhanger
Trad climber
California
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Feb 21, 2006 - 09:42pm PT
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The first time I climbed the Lost Arrow Spire we hiked in from the north, a long and arduous hike. (It’s much quicker to hike the falls trail). We got to the rim after noon and proceeded to rap to the notch. It’s getting late but I climb fast on the last pitch arriving on top in what should have been plenty of time. My girlfriend tho can not for the life of her clean thru the little traverse. She’s taking forever. I had never heard her curse before but there was plenty coming up from below. I should have gone down and straightened things out. By the time she arrives on top it’s dark and we have no light. She refuses to tyrolean across in the dark. So I go across, get our gear and come back across on the single rope in complete darkness, not even moonlite. This is a surreal experience worth doing. It seems like floating disembodied in space. The wind is so strong we lose half our gear but have one very warm bag left for a pretty comfortable night.
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AP
Trad climber
Calgary
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Feb 21, 2006 - 11:13pm PT
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here is a (planned) bivy story. In the 80's two friends, Sean and Jim did the 2nd ascent of a big Rockies North wall with 2 bivies.
Now Jim had spent the summer focussing totally on 2 things, finishing his PHD thesis and doing hard climbing. There was no time for women so he had adopted a temporary celibacy program. He borrowed Sean's lycra for this route and had a dream on the first bivouc ledge where a gorgeous woman mantled on the ledge, ripped his clothes off and did nasty things to him. When he woke in the morning it was a sort of sticky situation in the lycra. Sean's reply after Jim told him "Jim, I think you are carrying this celibacy thing too far"
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Gramicci
Social climber
Ventura
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Feb 22, 2006 - 02:14pm PT
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OK Ron, I’ll get sucked into this. Can’t say much happened in the way of a climbing. Seems like most of them were hitch hiking probably six of so. Always a bummer.
One time though back in band camp we youngsters did the Royal arches. Three of us, got a late start. But it was the descent that found us totally lost. The more we tried in the dark the worse it got. Still with snow on the ground in places you could of found us three young boys spooning all night. We had with our ropes wrap around us tight so what little heat there was wouldn’t escape.
We were all real clear with each other that no one was to make any eye contact with anyone no matter what!
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Brutus of Wyde
climber
Old Climbers' Home, Oakland CA
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Feb 22, 2006 - 04:08pm PT
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Mt. Alberta, Japanese Route, Canada: Bivied 15 minutes from the tent, couldn't identify the right ledge to get us there, even with headlamps.
Rabbit Peak, California: Bivied on the summit Ridge on the way down. Large group moving too slow. Ran out of water, but the tequila got us through. On a different trip, bivied 10 minutes from the car. Couldn't find the trail. Had headlamps.
Silent Line, Ribbon Falls area. Bivied on the descent. Headlamps insufficient for routefinding.
Eagle Dance, Red Rocks: Bivied 5 minutes from the packs. Couldn't find our way down 3rd class slabs. Headlamps? yes. Used the hot rock trick.
Mt. Assiniboine: Bivied in the Vancouver airport when the East coast blackout scrambled plane flights across the U.S. Only unplanned bivy where I was able to buy pizza and beer for dinner.
Tempest, El Cap: Bivied because I was afraid to walk back down to the edge of the wall to get the sleeping gear.
Ho Chi Minh Trail, Middle Cathedral: Bivied after completing the route when I somehow missed the catwalk and found ourselves on Powell-Reed Ledges at 11 pm.
East Ridge of the Grand. You're right, there are a LOT of bivy sites at the routefinding problems near the Molar Tooth. WE had no problems there. WE bivied just over the summit, didn't want to downclimb the Owen Spaulding in the dark. The very next night, we bivied at the Climbers' Ranch, without sleeping gear, because we had been too tired to hike back up to break camp in Glacier Gulch.
Many, many others. Many. Many. Many. Many.
SUMMER RIDGE FIRST ASCENT
LONE PINE PEAK SOUTH FACE
September 10, 1994
A conversation on a sunny September 11 morning at a
Cafe in Lone Pine, Calif....
BRUCE: I'd forgotten how awful the approach to this
thing was. No wonder we hadn't been back in
17 years!
PAT: The Brush! maybe we finally went back to do
it because we had forgotten! I know that if
you'd agreed with me, I was going to turn
back and go climb somewhere else.
BRUCE: I know. It was when I realized you really
were ready to go back that I knew we just had
to do the route. I knew for sure I wasn't
going to do that approach ever again. This
was our last chance on the route, and I just
wasn't ready for another failure. This route
has been on my grudge list for close to two
decades.....
PAT: As far as I was concerned, it could have
stayed on our grudge list for good.
BRUCE: Those first two gully pitches were pure
death.
PAT: I know. It's been awhile since I'd climbed
like that. push every hold into place, the
belayer doesn't anchor because he might have
to get out of the way of something big moving
real fast.... Freight train blocks...... I
was real glad someone had been up as far as
the unprotected 5.9 pitch. That 3/8" bolt
they used to rap was perfect.
BRUCE: That's for sure. I think if it hadn't been
there, I would have drilled. I can't believe
you led that thing without pro seventeen
years ago.
PAT: I half expected you to send me up the thing
on lead again.
BRUCE: I woulda' if there hadn't been a bolt there.
It was just enough, spinner hanger and all.
But the crux of the route for me was the
bivy.
PAT: I kept expecting to wake up in the morning
next to a dead man... then you would shiver
and I'd know you were still alive.
BRUCE: The wind.
PAT: An evil wind. I was almost sure that we'd be
rappelling in the morning, if we survived the
night. It was blowing so hard, the buffetting
of my bivy sac was creating wind inside, just
from the fabric moving around!
BRUCE: You shoulda seen my garbage bag, man. What
got to me, though, was that the wind was so
strong that it would blow my ensolite pad out
from under me as I shifted around. And the
dust storms! There were times I couldn't
breathe because of the dirt and grit blowing
around on the ledge. I kept thinking about
your windbreaker, about borrowing it. I must
have thought about it for two hours before I
finally asked.
PAT: And I kept expecting you to ask for it. You
with your warm blanket jacket. Then you'd
shiver again. What happened to that garbage
bag, anyway? I could hear it snapping for
about half the night, then it stopped.
BRUCE: When I borrowed your wind breaker, I took the
garbage bag and crumpled it up inside. I
thought I was going to die. I was getting
desperate and hypothermic. I was trying to
get a little insulation from it. It sure
wasn't doing me any good shredding and
flapping around my ears!
PAT: You know, you were getting kinda close to me
up there...
BRUCE: Listen Pat, I was so cold at that point, I
would have snuggled with Charlie Manson!
Well, are you glad we did the route?
PAT: I'm glad we're down.
BRUCE: But are you glad we did the route?
PAT: Man, the route is a pile. the rock is shitty,
the pro is bad...
BRUCE: Yeah, but the exposure, the views, the
location are wilder than anywhere else on the
peak. Its an unbelievably exposed, wild
adventure in a beautiful location....
PAT: On incredibly poor quality rock. But the
bivy was the crux.
BRUCE: You can say that again, my man. You can say
that again.
**
over 70 unplanned bivies so far.
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Rhodo-Router
Trad climber
Otto, NC
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Feb 22, 2006 - 04:39pm PT
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note to self: avoid climbing with Brutus.
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the Fet
Trad climber
Loomis, CA
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Feb 22, 2006 - 05:22pm PT
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Many close calls but I've been lucky so far, knock on wood.
I've seen a number of people epic... Screams of help! walking past the base of Royal Arches, etc. But the best one was when I was starting up Cathedral Peak with an inexperienced partner. A pair of guys shows up and asks to pass, I tell them if they are moving faster than us they can pass en route. They give us the stink eye. We proceed to move at about double their speed and take a long break on the summit block, before heading down. On the hike out it starts storming and getting dark and they are halfway up, lol.
Same partner later that year we go up Royal Arches. On the walkout he starts losing it, saying he'd rather bivy than keep moving. T-shirts, no food or water. I keep trying to reason with him, but he just mumbles about how it's too hard, finally I slap him in the face and that snaps him out of it, and we make it down the NDG just before total darkness.
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Brutus of Wyde
climber
Old Climbers' Home, Oakland CA
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Feb 22, 2006 - 05:29pm PT
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note to self: avoid climbing with the Fet.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2006 - 05:53pm PT
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Well THATS a little more like it!
Misery loves company, and haven't we all been miserable a few times?
(note to self; add more names)
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