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Ricardo Cabeza
climber
All Over.
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Jan 24, 2011 - 05:53pm PT
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That's it, the divorce is final!
Good one Ron.
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Ricardo Cabeza
climber
All Over.
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Jan 24, 2011 - 05:55pm PT
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You keep him, you said he's Beckey's anyway!
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jan 24, 2011 - 05:59pm PT
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During a big fire the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused.
Things looked grim until a tall, well-built man burst through the crowd and shouted to the woman. It was O.J. Simpson. He said that he was a professional football player, and that he could catch the baby safely. In fact, he could catch anything. After a few minutes more of reassurances, the mother finally let the child drop.
Simpson made a breathtaking running catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment he suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and screamed, "Touchdown!"
(A good joke to tell around a fire, as my friend Scott once did. You can drag out the mother's indecision, and the run to catch the baby.)
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Ricardo Cabeza
climber
All Over.
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Jan 24, 2011 - 07:20pm PT
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Britney Spears goes climbing.
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Jan 24, 2011 - 07:23pm PT
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Good thing Michael Jackson never saw this
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TKingsbury
Trad climber
MT
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Jan 24, 2011 - 07:25pm PT
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I swear I saw this on here before and folks knew the couple...A BITD J-tree thread I think...
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kinnikinik
Trad climber
B.C.
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Jan 24, 2011 - 07:51pm PT
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socalbolter
Sport climber
Silverado, CA
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Jan 24, 2011 - 08:00pm PT
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I know this family and the photo is real.
The baby (girl) is now a mid-teens young woman.
Both parents are (and were) accomplished climbers and I doubt that they would have done this if for a second they thought that it would not turn out just fine (as it did).
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Jan 24, 2011 - 08:04pm PT
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Not so sure,... maybe.
But I bet weld-it got spiked as a kid.
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Karen
Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
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Jan 24, 2011 - 09:36pm PT
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No helmet = bad parents
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jan 24, 2011 - 09:43pm PT
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Doesn't "prana" have something to do with breathing exercises?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Jan 24, 2011 - 10:58pm PT
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Pfft: the kids diggin it.
BTW, rangers have a documented tale in Yellowstone of some parents trying to get a kid onto the back of a Bison so they could get some pictures. They got lucky and no one got gored.
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Jan 24, 2011 - 11:27pm PT
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Yeah, that's Jeff Leads and his now EX wife.
If it is, (don't think so) the irony is his job description is, safety supervisor.
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Anastasia
climber
hanging from a crimp and crying for my mama.
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Jan 25, 2011 - 12:38am PT
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What's the big deal? It appears safe to me.
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hoipolloi
climber
A friends backyard with the neighbors wifi
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Jan 25, 2011 - 12:52am PT
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My parents knew what they were doing.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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Jan 25, 2011 - 01:21am PT
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Bad parenting......working 24/7 and leaving the kid(s) sitting in the house with video games. Kids want yo not things.
We raised 4 kids. My husband did tons of stuff with them while I watched and said they're "gonna die"....like letting them walk on logged logs sitting on the coast of the northwest coast, letting them swim across Alice Lake in Canada, walking around some whirl pool that (if you fell in) would suck you underground and spit you out @ 2 miles later. I could go on for hours......zeriously.
Today they are alive and great with kiddos of their own.
Dang, people took their kids on wagon trains from the East to the Mid West and West. Faced weather, starvation, hostile environments and people.
What up with these politically correct, judgemental days we live in ?????
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jan 25, 2011 - 01:40am PT
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Does anyone here enjoying playing helicopter with small folk?
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MTucker
Ice climber
Arizona
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Jan 25, 2011 - 01:41am PT
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That kid looks Asian and the a-dults are white.
Kidnapping and running through the desert.
Just like running drugs in AZ.
New income for unemployed white America along the border.
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