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Mungeclimber

Trad climber

sorry, just posting out loud.

Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 23, 2008 - 08:10pm PT

"A little advice from someone who has been there, when you get a tick on your balls, don't panic" Tom W

LOL!!! hilarious statement, but so true and wise.

originalpmac

Trad climber

Jul 23, 2008 - 11:25pm PT

not about ticks but I heard a girl at abar the other night cracked me up.
Girl: I'll take a PBR.
Bartender: We are changing the keg of PBR
Girl: Okay, I'll take a Pabst (as she points at the tap).
Too funny, so dumb.

Phil_B

Social climber

Hercules, CA

Jul 23, 2008 - 11:28pm PT

Late in the day, I'm slowing down and tell my partner I'm feeling stupid.

Her: Are you stupid enough to let me lead?

tooth

Mountain climber

B.C.

Jul 23, 2008 - 11:28pm PT

I got a tick on my balls in the Guatemalan jungle a few years ago. I actually got 4 in one week, but it was the one on my balls that really bugged me.

dirtineye

Trad climber

the south

Jul 23, 2008 - 11:31pm PT

Ticks are proof that there is not god, at least, not an intelligent designer sort of god.

What sort of idiot would make a creature like a tick?

Of course this all goes to support my theory that if there is a god as in the one in the bible, he is the retarded child of some other gods, left alone in his play pen for too long.

bluering

Trad climber

Santa Clara, Ca.

Jul 24, 2008 - 01:14am PT

Dirt, are trying for the troll Gold Medal?

bluering

Trad climber

Santa Clara, Ca.

Jul 24, 2008 - 01:16am PT

Copied from another post I made.....

O.k., Crimpie wants a tick story too?

I'm at my old place with my girfriend (now wife) a day after climbing in Aquarian Valley. I'm on the shitter and finish things up. I start to wipe and feel something right above the crack of my ass. I thought it was a 'cling-on' attached to an ass hair. I grab some more tp and go in blindly and find the cling-on. I firmly grip it and yank thinking some ass-hair is gonna come with it. So I grab it and pull quick (like removing a band-aid).

Of course I had to look to see what it was and, sure enough, it's a good-sized deer tick still moving his bastardly little legs.

I was kinda freaked so I called my girlfriend, " Hey, come here and check this out". She knows I'm in the bathroom and is like,"What...what do you want?". I tell her to just "come here, check this out".

She finally comes and says,"That was really on your ass crack?".

"yep, little bastards".

True story.