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dirtbag
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 26, 2007 - 05:03pm PT
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And no, I'm not very bright. Will I die?
And btw, what happened to TRs thread about the couple who got married after dating only a week? Did they break up or somethin'?
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L
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NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:04pm PT
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Dirtbag: Yes.
We're all gonna die someday. Don't worry about the plastic...you've been eating plastic for a lot longer than you know. Ever read a McDonald's label?
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
the land of Slopportunity.
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:06pm PT
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Now this sounds just like a thread I'd start. How awesome of you dirtbag.
I almost started a thread a little while ago titled, "I just had some 3 day old Kentucky Fried Chicken." Coincidentially....I broke a goddam plastic fork off in it too...but I noticed before tryin' to chew it down. Maybe I wouldn't have noticed anyway....that chicken was kinda tough and dry.
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dirtbag
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 05:08pm PT
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Donny, you are the master. That comment from you really warms my heart and tickles my tickly parts. Thank you.
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TradIsGood
Happy and Healthy climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:14pm PT
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Like the lawyer advises his clients...
"No you aren't creating a will in case you die, you are creating it for when you die."
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 05:18pm PT
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"Like the lawyer advises his clients...
"No you aren't creating a will in case you die, you are creating it for when you die." "
Guess I'd better get out a pen and paper then.
Been nice knowing all of you.
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 05:22pm PT
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The entry was smooth, but the exit worries me lots!
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
the land of Slopportunity.
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:23pm PT
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Standing Strong....did that last post end up in this thread because of many parallels to marriage involving plastic forks?...like how marriage is like gettin' jabbed in the eye with one? Or worse yet...passing one through your digestive system entirely intact?...or maybe how all those nice home-cooked meals you used to get while dating have all turned to fast food? I'm sure there are many more... Hell....maybe a new thread titled, "Marrige is like a plastic fork because..." would be warranted.
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:26pm PT
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Dirt...you will not die. But you will wish you had when "it" comes out the other end!
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
the land of Slopportunity.
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:26pm PT
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...plus it's so much smaller than that cob that you definitely won't notice.
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taco bill
Trad climber
boulder, co
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:26pm PT
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:27pm PT
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A while back my mom and neice (delta age =79 yrs) decided to make rice krispie cookies. But no rice krispies so they substitued cheerios. Then for reasons I didn't get, they added peanut butter, it got pretty stiff in the pan, so olive oil was added. they called me in to help when they could no longer churn this mess. I took over, after a while of limited motion I pulled the handle of the rubber spatula out of the morasse, only to find it was just a handle. No one died.
Don't worry about eating a plastic fork people do it all the tine.
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 05:30pm PT
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Maybe my eating the inedible is genetic? My mom once ate a bulb for a Christmas tree.
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:31pm PT
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"decided to make rice krispie cookies. But no rice krispies so they substitued cheerios. Then for reasons I didn't get, they added peanut butter, it got pretty stiff in the pan, so olive oil was added."
LMFAO! "We'll just make a few small adjustments, and the Rice Crispy treats will be ready soon."
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
the land of Slopportunity.
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:33pm PT
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I remember a guy on "That's Incredible!" who masticated an entire 10-speed bicycle over a period of several months.
I remember after that episode I went into another room to "think about" Cathy Lee Crosby.
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L
climber
NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:38pm PT
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You know, Dirtbag, with those sort of genes, you'll never go hungry in an empty kitchen...you can just eat the utensils.
DMT--That visual of the Howler Monkey made me think "Eeeeeewwwwwwww...."
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:46pm PT
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Now we REALLY can say about you "Put a fork in him, he's done!!"
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 05:57pm PT
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Well Lois, the good news is that I was eating a very large salad at the time so I think I've got that covered.
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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Apr 26, 2007 - 05:58pm PT
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dirtbag, to answer your question:
Yes, you will die.
Carry on
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 05:59pm PT
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This will not be a dignified death.
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