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dirtbag
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 06:16pm PT
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But I love forks, Lois. :-(
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dirtbag
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 26, 2007 - 06:32pm PT
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Speaking of mastication...
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L
climber
NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 26, 2007 - 06:36pm PT
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Donny's got you forgetting all about that fork tine and dying, doesn't he?
(Good work, Donny!)
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L
climber
NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:57am PT
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Dirtbag,
Are you still alive? Or has that itty bitty piece of plastic fork shredded your esophagus like a splintered chicken bone, punctured numerous tiny holes in the lining of your stomach, continued its shrapnal devastation in you small and large intestines, and finally, at long last, arrived at the Howler-Monkey sphincter of despair?
Just morbidly curious for no reason in particular...
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Apr 27, 2007 - 08:23am PT
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Checking on Dirtbag. Did he survive the night?
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 09:38am PT
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I'm still here! But I haven't pooped yet.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Apr 27, 2007 - 09:39am PT
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Have an ETA?
*snicker*
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 09:43am PT
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I think the bomb doors will open in about an hour.
I guess you could say the proof will be in the pudding.
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TradIsGood
Happy and Healthy climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Apr 27, 2007 - 11:17am PT
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Perhaps dirtbag should get his butt up a wall so his partner can record the event (for posteriority, of course).
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quartziteflight
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Apr 27, 2007 - 11:19am PT
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eat some porkrinds,asparagus, case of PBR, and a couple cans of generic refrieds, beans, and some old hamburger with extra hot sauce. If this doesn't make you poo my reputation as a poo masta will be forever stained.....
or
You could just drink some acid. I'm sure it would take care of the fork....
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 11:19am PT
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Nuthin' yet. Stay tuned!
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L
climber
NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 27, 2007 - 11:26am PT
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Dirtbag,
If you did like LEB said and stuffed yourself full of fiber...chances are it's going to feel more like giving birth than any sort of "bomb".
Got a bullet to bite on?
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Hell on earth wondering what I did to deserve it
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:33pm PT
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If things get rough, grab the bottom of the toilet seat with your fingertips and hang on. Don't forget that vocalizing will give you 20% more power. If you do it right, you can improve your crimp strength and mental training this way.
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L
climber
NoName City and It Don't Look Pretty
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:36pm PT
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I think I just heard a seat-wrenching scream...
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 12:36pm PT
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That's great advice, and "loads" (ha-ha-ha) of entertainment for my co-workers as well.
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:51pm PT
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Go dirtbag go!
you can do it buddy!!
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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Apr 27, 2007 - 01:24pm PT
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dude, this must be a troll. as much as you like sitting in the middle of the picnic blanket with nurses!
maybe not exactly the same, but something similiar.......?
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dirtbag
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 27, 2007 - 01:26pm PT
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Oh it's not troll! Anyone who has read my posts here the last few years could vouch that I really am stupid enough to do such a thing.
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