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weschrist

Gym climber
left sac
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 6, 2010 - 05:41pm PT


Get off your limestone choss and come climb some granites.
goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Feb 6, 2010 - 05:50pm PT
Is that a young Ben Stein before he worked for Nixon?
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Feb 6, 2010 - 11:18pm PT
hey there say, a bump for weschrist's "mystery birthday boy" ... the "old man of the title... by his-said-words...

:)


will need to go find a proper cake... :)
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Feb 6, 2010 - 11:22pm PT
HBD old OD"B"

and many more
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 6, 2010 - 11:29pm PT
O.K. Clue us in. Many of you might know the mystery b'day man but I don't. No wait, let me look again. Somewhat familiar, but I can't place him.
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Feb 6, 2010 - 11:55pm PT
Happy Birthday Bob.

Ken
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Feb 7, 2010 - 04:00am PT
hey there, say... we got a name now...;)

cake will be here in the afternoon... :)
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Feb 7, 2010 - 08:58am PT
that guy looks SWOLE.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Feb 8, 2010 - 08:48pm PT
it's me goddammit. here's another chance to wish me happy mutherfukkin' fitty-two.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Feb 8, 2010 - 09:43pm PT
fitty two, and still OG
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 8, 2010 - 10:03pm PT
he'd look good in suspenders...
weschrist

Gym climber
left sac
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 8, 2010 - 11:47pm PT
I guess I could have copied a picture that was taken after I was born.
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Feb 9, 2010 - 01:06am PT
hey there say, bob/bvb... say, WOW, cake is really late, now... :O

happy birthday, once again...
here's some cake, so step on in...

hope the day was full of joy...
making you a most happy grown-boy...

hope the food was good...
as it be, and should...

for a birthday guy...
to test and try...

hope you got good climbing time...
so all around, you'd feel most fine...

god bless!

Credit: neebee

Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Feb 9, 2010 - 01:46am PT
Happy Birthday, Bob. ......52;....that means you are at your prime......get busy.....and have fun.
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Feb 9, 2010 - 07:48am PT
Happy mutherfukkin' fitty-two Bob!

The next 52 will be even better.

An American Legend.
klk

Trad climber
cali
Feb 9, 2010 - 07:54am PT
dude's just plain old

heh


'You are old, Father William', the young man said,
'And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
Do you think, at your age, it is right?'

'In my youth', Father William replied to his son,
'I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.'

'You are old', said the youth, 'as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --
Pray, what is the reason of that?'

'In my youth', said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
'I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?'

'You are old', said the youth, 'and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray, how did you manage to do it?'

'In my youth', said his father, 'I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.'

'You are old', said the youth, 'one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?'

'I have answered three questions, and that is enough,'
Said his father, 'don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!'
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